LLAMA
BURN

THE ALPACALYPSE

and the collapse of the second timeline

Three days of music, games and 100 lovely people

If you are not yet one with the Llama,
Let me tell you a tale,
Of a people that throw events,
Of very silly and elaborate nature
Part party,
Part connection cult,
part immersive theatre.

The Llamas are a creative bunch,
That love each other dearly,
And get shit done for breakfast.
We go hard,

 We go soft,
We make,
And we play.

But above all,
We do it together.

Because this is the only life we have,
And we’re building the world we want to live in.

We normally have a smaller capacity and keep invites limited but the idea for Llama Burn is to have a yearly larger event. It's hot, so we can add glamping. Same format, still referral only, but It’s a chance to bring new friends from festivals etc.

Fort Llama is a location and community. We spend 3 months each year co-living in the countryside and throw three mini-festivals each season. This year we are throwing an additional mini-festival in the summer. You can learn more about Fort Llama here.

VIDEO

What are the Fort Llama mini-festivals like?

The catchup reel from Dipllamacy this winter is a pretty perfect overview.

A lot of silliness, creativity, dancing, hanging out and optional side quests.

Pricing

Ticket = aprox. £125 per person

Pricing re food, drink and accommodation available asap.

There’s a club in a sauna
There’s a speakeasy in a shower
There’s a Berghain in one bedroom
And an underground arms dealership (bar?) in another
One bedroom has a hot tub with no water
And another is an after hours shishaless shisha-bar
One bathroom is a cuddle bunker
All baths are critical meeting rooms
The pool is just a standard (heated!) pool

EXPERIENCE

What is the Alpacalypse?

Llama Burn is the most recent event by Fort Llama. It's not a llama-themed burning man event. It's a burning-man themed llama event. We have a cross-event narrative going. There's an alternative timeline. And it's collapsing in on itself. I wouldn't worry about it.